Hmmm, either my asks aren’t going through, or everyone I try to talk to is ignoring me. 

dickromans:

oh my god earlier i was cleaning and found a bag of blankets and pillows and giant fluffy stuffed animals and i was like fuck yes so i threw them all up into my bed

and i just climbed up to go to sleep like totally exhausted and i lay down and i hear this satanic fucking chanting like honest to god it sounded like the earth getting ready to open up and swallow me whole and the voices of the damned called out some weird rhythmic song and i just laid there for what feels like hours because i was too cowardly to look around and see if i was being watched by baby dolls bleeding from their eyes or something and i finally mustered up my courage and got up and it stopped

and like i’m so fucking terrified but i have been awake a while maybe i’m hearing things so i lay back down and it starts up again and i’m like freaking the fuck out and it turns out i was laying on my old bananas in pajamas doll and the batteries have pretty much worn out oh my god i’m actually fucking crying i was so terrified this piece of shit banana in striped fucking pajamas almost made me shit my pants oh my god

impetuousvortex:

Hamlet the Mini Pig Goes Down the Steps To Get To Oatmeal [x]

#HAMLET #ITS NAME IS HAMLET

see i just saw this, and it’s after midnight, but here’s this picture, and i am dying.

lord-tennant:

David Tennant on Ask Rhod Gilbert - Cockerels crow whenever they feel like it pt. 3/3

doctorwho:

Happy belated birthday to our favorite Canton Everett Delaware III!

Sorry we’re a day late. We tried to watch every awesome series that you’ve been in, and failed miserably. There’s just not enough time in our lives the day.

Here’s hoping you continue to invade our fandoms for many more years to come.

behindthestripes:

I think cuss words are hilarious and I cannot take them seriously. If someone cussed me out, I would probably laugh in their face. Or cry. Idk. I’m a girl and I have hormones.

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy